Monday, January 22, 2007

Well don't we ALL?

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From Craigslist:

I am wanting a tiny male poodle that is completely trained and socialized. He must love adults, children and other dogs. He must be very sweet, loving, and for the most part calm. he must like to ride in the car a lot. I can provide a great home, lots of love and care, and will not leave him alone hardly at all!
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Hell, I'd like two PHd offspring to support me in my old age, however I don't want to pay for college, upbringing and I am certainly not going to change any diapers. And by the way, I don't want any 6 ft basketball stars or anything like that-only cute little pygmies need apply.

As I am not willing to spend any time or effort, if this doesn't work out the kids (dogs, cats) will be sent to the pound or stuck outside and completely ignored. And they better not have any health issues cause I don't want to lay out any cash whatsoever.

2 comments:

Head Squawker Michele said...

She forgot to add "he also must love long walks on the beach" : )

Rachael said...

Why do you torture yourself by going on Craigslist. (I ask while I peruse all the dogs on petfinder)