Open letter to Britney Spears:
We've all see your snatch, but what did you do with the chihuahua you were toting around for about 3 days? Did Bit Bit get a good home? Would you let her come live with me?
You've acknowledged your, errm, shortcomings in the past few weeks. Why not come completely clean and tell about a zillion new mommies who want a cute puppy how difficult it is to have both a baby and a dog...even with a staff.
Your publicity machine is doing a wonderful job of helping you rise from the ashes. Why not tackle this issue as part of your repentance?