Tuesday, January 2, 2007

Britney-Where's your Bit Bit?

Open letter to Britney Spears:

We've all see your snatch, but what did you do with the chihuahua you were toting around for about 3 days? Did Bit Bit get a good home? Would you let her come live with me?

You've acknowledged your, errm, shortcomings in the past few weeks. Why not come completely clean and tell about a zillion new mommies who want a cute puppy how difficult it is to have both a baby and a dog...even with a staff.

Your publicity machine is doing a wonderful job of helping you rise from the ashes. Why not tackle this issue as part of your repentance?

No comments: